|  | Cockney
    Slang | 
  
    |  |  | 
  
    |  | Adam and
    Eve - Rhyming Slang for
    'believe'. | 
  
    |  | Alan
    Whicker(s) - Rhyming Slang for
    'knickers' | 
  
    |  | Ayrton
    Senna - Rhyming Slang for
    'tenner' | 
  
    |  | Battle
    cruiser - Rhyming Slang for
    'boozer' | 
  
    |  | Boat
    race - Rhyming Slang for
    'face'. | 
  
    |  | Bob Hope - Rhyming Slang for 'dope' | 
  
    |  | Bo Peep - Rhyming Slang for 'sleep' | 
  
    |  | Borasic lint - Rhyming Slang for 'skint' | 
  
    |  | Bread - Rhyming slang for 'money' | 
  
    |  | Brown
    bread - Rhyming Slang for
    'dead' | 
  
    |  | Butchers - Rhyming Slang , short for for 'butchers
    hook' meaning 'look' | 
  
    |  | Chalfont St
    Giles - Rhyming Slang meaning
    'piles' | 
  
    |  | China - Rhyming Slang, short for 'China
    plate','mate' | 
  
    |  | Claire
    Rayner's - Rhyming Slang for
    'trainers' | 
  
    |  | Cobblers - Rhyming Slang, short for 'cobblers awls',
    'balls' | 
  
    |  | Dennis Law - Rhyming Slang for 'draw' | 
  
    |  | Dog and bone - Rhyming Slang for 'phone' | 
  
    |  | Emma Freud's - Rhyming Slang for haemorrhoids. | 
  
    |  | Family jewels - Rhyming Slang for 'balls' | 
  
    |  | Farmer Giles - Rhyming Slang for 'piles' | 
  
    |  | Fridge and
    freezer - Rhyming Slang for
    'geezer'. | 
  
    |  | Ginger beer - Rhyming Slang for queer | 
  
    |  | Gone for a
    Burton - Rhyming Slang for 'to
    leave'. | 
  
    |  | Gregory Peck - Rhyming Slang for 'neck' | 
  
    |  | Gypsy's kiss - Rhyming Slang for 'piss' | 
  
    |  | Half inch - Rhyming Slang for 'pinch' | 
  
    |  | Hampstead
    Heath - Rhyming Slang for 'teeth' | 
  
    |  | Hampton - short for the Rhyming Slang 'Hampton Wick'
    meaning 'prick' | 
  
    |  | Hank Marvin - Rhyming Slang for 'starving' | 
  
    |  | Holy
    Ghost - Rhyming Slang for "toast" | 
  
    |  | Iron (hoof) - Rhyming Slang for 'poof' | 
  
    |  | Jack Jones - Rhyming Slang for 'own' | 
  
    |  | Jam jar - Rhyming Slang for 'car' | 
  
    |  | Jimmy Riddle - Rhyming Slang for 'piddle' | 
  
    |  | Kettle (and
    hob) - Rhyming Slang for 'fob' | 
  
    |  | Khyber pass - Rhyming Slang for 'arse' | 
  
    |  | Lady Godiva - Rhyming Slang for 'fiver' | 
  
    |  | Lionel Blair's - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'flairs' | 
  
    |  | Loaf (of
    bread) - Rhyming Slang for 'head' | 
  
    |  | Mickey (Bliss) - Rhyming Slang for 'piss' | 
  
    |  | Mince pies - Rhyming Slang for 'eyes' | 
  
    |  | Mutt 'n Jeff - Rhyming Slang for deaf. | 
  
    |  | Mystic Meg(s) - Rhyming Slang - for 'legs' | 
  
    |  | North and
    south - Rhyming Slang for 'mouth' | 
  
    |  | Oily (rag) - Rhyming Slang for 'fag' | 
  
    |  | Pen and ink - Rhyming Slang for 'stink' | 
  
    |  | Pete Tong - Rhyming Slang for 'wrong' | 
  
    |  | Plates of meat -Rhyming Slang term for 'feet' | 
  
    |  | Porky pies - Rhyming Slang for 'lies' | 
  
    |  | Rabbit (rabbit
    and pork) - Rhyming Slang for
    'talk'. | 
  
    |  | Radio Rental - Rhyming Slang for 'mental' | 
  
    |  | Raspberry
    ripple - Rhyming Slang for
    'nipple' | 
  
    |  | Rosie Lee - Rhyming Slang for 'tea' | 
  
    |  | Ruby (Murray) - Rhyming Slang for 'curry' | 
  
    |  | Scarpa /
    scarper - Rhyming Slang for
    'to run off' | 
  
    |  | Sexton Blake - Rhyming Slang for 'fake'. | 
  
    |  | Steve
    Mcqueen's - Rhyming Slang for "bake beans" | 
  
    |  | Sherbert dab - Rhyming Slang for 'cab' | 
  
    |  | Skin diver - Rhyming Slang for 'fiver' | 
  
    |  | Steffi (Graff) - Rhyming Slang for 'laugh' | 
  
    |  | Sweeny Todd - Rhyming Slang for 'The Flying Squad' | 
  
    |  | Syrup of figs - Rhyming Slang for for 'wig' | 
  
    |  | Tea leaf - Rhyming Slang for 'thief' | 
  
    |  | Thrupenny bits - Rhyming Slang for 'tits' | 
  
    |  | Trouble and
    strife - Rhyming Slang for 'wife' | 
  
    |  | Weasel and
    stoat - Rhyming Slang for 'coat' | 
  
    |  | Whistle and
    flute - Rhyming Slang for 'suit' | 
  
    |  | More
    Words | 
  
    |  | afters - short for the term 'after hours' | 
  
    |  | agro - short for  violence | 
  
    |  | all
    over the gaff/shop - general term to describe someone  that is in a
    mess. | 
  
    |  | allright
    / awright - a greeting
    literally meaning 'is everything all fine ?' | 
  
    |  | anorak - geek | 
  
    |  | arras - the game darts | 
  
    |  | arse
    about / arsing about - to
    fool around | 
  
    |  | arse-about-face - something that is in a mess | 
  
    |  | backhander - a dodgy payment | 
  
    |  | ballistic - to go mad | 
  
    |  | banged
    up - to be put in prison | 
  
    |  | bangers - another name for sausages | 
  
    |  | banjaxed - meaning drunk or stoned | 
  
    |  | barf - to vomit. | 
  
    |  | barmy - a mad person | 
  
    |  | barney -   violent argument. | 
  
    |  | bean flicker - a lesbian. | 
  
    |  | beast
    - a common term used to describe an ugly bird. | 
  
    |  | beer monster - a laddish heavy drinker | 
  
    |  | bell - a telephone call. | 
  
    |  | bender - a drinking spree, or a gay bloke | 
  
    |  | bent - stolen | 
  
    |  | bent as
    a nine bob note - illegal | 
  
    |  | bimbo - a young woman considered sexually
    attractive but of limited intelligence. | 
  
    |  | bird - girlfriend, or is a prison sentence. | 
  
    |  | bit
    of awright - used by men to refer to an attractive young lady. | 
  
    |  | bladdered - very drunk | 
  
    |  | blag
    - slang word for a robbery | 
  
    |  | blinder -   amazing or wonderful | 
  
    |  | bloke - a man of unknown name | 
  
    |  | blower - slang for telephone | 
  
    |  | blow-off - fart | 
  
    |  | bluey - pornographic  video | 
  
    |  | bottle - courage | 
  
    |  | botty
    boy - offensive slang for
    gay man | 
  
    |  | bovver -   fighting | 
  
    |  | box - this has many meanings such as
    television | 
  
    |  | bread - money | 
  
    |  | brew - for a cup of tea | 
  
    |  | brill - brilliant | 
  
    |  | bum
    bandit -   gay man | 
  
    |  | bumhole
    engineer -  a gay man | 
  
    |  | bun in
    the oven - meaning pregnant | 
  
    |  | bunk-off - to be absent without permission | 
  
    |  | bunk-up - sexual intercourse | 
  
    |  | cabbage
    -   bit slow or foolish. | 
  
    |  | cabbaged - used for tired of drunk | 
  
    |  | cack -  rubbish | 
  
    |  | cakehole - mouth | 
  
    |  | caned - drunk or stoned | 
  
    |  | carpet muncher - lesbian | 
  
    |  | char / cha - tea | 
  
    |  | Charlie - cocaine | 
  
    |  | chief - used to address a man | 
  
    |  | chip - to leave. | 
  
    |  | choked - very disappointed | 
  
    |  | chronic - terrible | 
  
    |  | chuffed - very happy | 
  
    |  | chutney
    ferret - gay man. | 
  
    |  | ciggy
    - slang for cigarette | 
  
    |  | claret - slang for blood | 
  
    |  | clobber - clothes | 
  
    |  | cock - a general term for a man | 
  
    |  | cock and bull
    story - a rubbish story | 
  
    |  | cop-shop
    - police station | 
  
    |  | copper - policeman | 
  
    |  | crack - something that is a laugh | 
  
    |  | crikey -  astonishment | 
  
    |  | crust - money | 
  
    |  | cushy - easy | 
  
    |  | cushty - meaning everything is fine | 
  
    |  | dead cert - definite | 
  
    |  | diamond
    geezer - a  reliable person | 
  
    |  | dickhead - an idiot | 
  
    |  | diesel dyke - a butch lesbian | 
  
    |  | diggs
    - lodgings | 
  
    |  | ding-dong - argument | 
  
    |  | do what? - what did you say ? | 
  
    |  | doddle - something that easy | 
  
    |  | dodgy - dubious person | 
  
    |  | dog
    -  an ugly girl. | 
  
    |  | dog's dinner - overdressed | 
  
    |  | done over - beaten up | 
  
    |  | Doris -  a woman who is plain | 
  
    |  | dosh
    - money | 
  
    |  | dosser
    -   tramp | 
  
    |  | double bubble -double time | 
  
    |  | drop one - to fart | 
  
    |  | duck and dive - to hide from trouble | 
  
    |  | dyke - lesbian | 
  
    |  | earner - a source of unhonest money | 
  
    |  | eppy - go mad | 
  
    |  | er indoors - the wife | 
  
    |  | extracting the urine - taking the piss  | 
  
    |  | faced - to be  drunk | 
  
    |  | filth
    - the police. | 
  
    |  | firm - a gang | 
  
    |  | five finger
    discount - shoplifting | 
  
    |  | float an air
    biscuit - to fart | 
  
    |  | folding - paper money | 
  
    |  | for crying out
    loud ! -  frustration | 
  
    |  | fudge packer - a gay man | 
  
    |  | full monty - the whole lot | 
  
    |  | funny farm - mental hospital | 
  
    |  | funny money - counterfeit money | 
  
    |  | fur burger - gross slang term for vagina | 
  
    |  | gabbin - talking | 
  
    |  | gaff - house | 
  
    |  | gander - look | 
  
    |  | geezer -  a man | 
  
    |  | got the nod - to receive approval | 
  
    |  | git - word for someone you don't like | 
  
    |  | (to) go down - sent to prison. | 
  
    |  | go/gone/went
    down a treat - something that
    would be enjoyed | 
  
    |  | goolies
    - balls, testicles | 
  
    |  | gooner - an Arsenal fan. | 
  
    |  | goppin' - ugly or disgusting in some way. | 
  
    |  | Gordon Bennet - an exclamation | 
  
    |  | grass - an informer. | 
  
    |  | greaser - slang name for a 50's style bloke | 
  
    |  | grief - trouble, hassle | 
  
    |  | grub
    - slang word for food. | 
  
    |  | guff - to pass wind | 
  
    |  | gutted - choked or cut up about something. | 
  
    |  | guv'nor or guv
    - meaning 'boss' | 
  
    |  | hacked off - fed up, annoyed | 
  
    |  | "had it away on his toes" - to run away quickly | 
  
    |  | hammered -  drunk | 
  
    |  | hanging - horrible or dirty | 
  
    |  | headcase - a mad person | 
  
    |  | Herbert -  a foolish person | 
  
    |  | hole in the
    wall - cashpoint machine | 
  
    |  | homo - short for homosexual | 
  
    |  | hooter
    - nose. | 
  
    |  | hooters
    - breasts. | 
  
    |  | how's your
    father - a euphemism for sex. | 
  
    |  | hump - to have sex | 
  
    |  | iffy
    - dubious, doubtful. | 
  
    |  | in stook - in trouble | 
  
    |  | inside - in prison | 
  
    |  | jaffa - a man who is sterile. | 
  
    |  | jar - pint of beer | 
  
    |  | jazz mag - pornographic   magazine | 
  
    |  | (old) joanna - a cockney term for piano | 
  
    |  | jobby
    - turd | 
  
    |  | jock
    -redneck, Scottish man | 
  
    |  | John - used as a general term for a man | 
  
    |  | Johnny-bag - condom. | 
  
    |  | John
    Thomas - an old affectionate term for the penis. | 
  
    |  | jublies
    - breasts. | 
  
    |  | jugs - breasts. | 
  
    |  | juiced /
    juiced up - very drunk | 
  
    |  | keep your hair
    on - keep calm | 
  
    |  | khazi - lavatory | 
  
    |  | kick it off - start a fight. | 
  
    |  | kip - sleep | 
  
    |  | knackered - exhausted, | 
  
    |  | knackers
    - testicles. | 
  
    |  | knocking
    shop - brothel. | 
  
    |  | Lady Godiva - Rhyming Slang for fiver | 
  
    |  | leave it out - stop doing that | 
  
    |  | leggit - run away fast. | 
  
    |  | leg-over - to have sexual intercourse | 
  
    |  | legless
    - very drunk. | 
  
    |  | let
    rip - to fart. | 
  
    |  | limp
    wristed - a term for a gay man. | 
  
    |  | lip - cheek, | 
  
    |  | loaded - someone with a lot of money. . | 
  
    |  | lolly - money. | 
  
    |  | loose it - to loose ones cool, to go crazy. | 
  
    |  | lost
    the plot - gone crazy/mad. | 
  
    |  | luvverly
    jubberly -  that all is well. | 
  
    |  | malarkey - stuff,   nonsense. | 
  
    |  | manor - territory, area, turf. | 
  
    |  | matey - a reference used for an unknown person. | 
  
    |  | mental - to be crazy  or get very angry. | 
  
    |  | miffed - fed up | 
  
    |  | minging - drunk, disgusting | 
  
    |  | mint - excellent. | 
  
    |  | missus - bit of a lad's term for the wife | 
  
    |  | mitts - hands. | 
  
    |  | monkey - a term for £500 | 
  
    |  | (don't give) a
    monkey's- you couldn't care less. | 
  
    |  | moolar
    - a slang term for money of uncertain origin. | 
  
    |  | motor / motah -  a car. | 
  
    |  | mouthy - someone who shouts a lot ot talks too much. | 
  
    |  | mug / muggins - a fool or victim. | 
  
    |  | muppet - a foolish or stupid person | 
  
    |  | mush - face | 
  
    |  | nadds, nadgers - testicles. | 
  
    |  | naff - cheap and nasty | 
  
    |  | nancy
    boy - a gay man. | 
  
    |  | (the) nick - police station, or prison. | 
  
    |  | naff off - "go away" | 
  
    |  | night
    out on the tiles - a late night out, usually drunk. | 
  
    |  | nipper
    - a small child. | 
  
    |  | nonce - a sex offender | 
  
    |  | nosh - food, a meal | 
  
    |  | notes
    - a term used to mean money in general. | 
  
    |  | nugget - a pound coin | 
  
    |  | nutter -  someone crazy | 
  
    |  | offie - very common term for an off-licence | 
  
    |  | (do the)
    off /frank - to leave, | 
  
    |  | off
    your face - to be  drunk | 
  
    |  | off
    your trolley / rocker - a bit mad, crazy. | 
  
    |  | old fruit - an affectionate address. | 
  
    |  | on
    the game - to be prostitute. | 
  
    |  | on the job - to be involved in sexual activity. | 
  
    |  | out
    of your tree - crazy, drunk or stoned. | 
  
    |  | pan handle - an erection. | 
  
    |  | pants ! -  an exclamation of frustration | 
  
    |  | parky - chilly | 
  
    |  | pear-shaped - it has gone wrong. | 
  
    |  | pictures of
    the Queen - paper money. | 
  
    |  | pillow biter - a homosexual. | 
  
    |  | plonker - an idiot, fool | 
  
    |  | pony - slang term for £25. | 
  
    |  | powder your
    nose - taking cocaine. | 
  
    |  | pro
    - short for prostitute. | 
  
    |  | propellerhead - a geek, nerd. | 
  
    |  | pukka - means 'authentic' or 'first-rate'. | 
  
    |  | punter - the paying public, a customer. | 
  
    |  | queer
    - very common term for a gay man. | 
  
    |  | queer street - to be in trouble | 
  
    |  | quickie - to quick act of sexual intercourse. | 
  
    |  | ramped - drunk | 
  
    |  | rat-arsed - drunk | 
  
    |  | readies - cash | 
  
    |  | result - a successful outcome | 
  
    |  | ring-piece - relatively common term for the anus. | 
  
    |  | ropey - dodgy, of poor quality, horrible | 
  
    |  | ruck - a fight. From the word 'ruckus'. | 
  
    |  | rug
    - wig, toupee. | 
  
    |  | (do a) runner - leave an
    area unexpectedly | 
  
    |  | safe - good | 
  
    |  | sausage jockey - a gay man | 
  
    |  | scrounge - to beg or sponge | 
  
    |  | seeing-to - sexual intercourse | 
  
    |  | shafted - to be treated badly | 
  
    |  | shafting - sexual intercourse | 
  
    |  | shag
    - sexual intercourse. | 
  
    |  | shagged-out
    - to feel tired. | 
  
    |  | shed-load - a huge amount | 
  
    |  | shell-like - the ear. | 
  
    |  | shell-out - to have to pay for | 
  
    |  | skint - to have no money | 
  
    |  | skirt - young attractive woman. | 
  
    |  | skunk -  strong variety of marijuana | 
  
    |  | slaphead
    - a bald per son. | 
  
    |  | slapper
    - a common term for a loose woman. | 
  
    |  | solid - reliable, dependable | 
  
    |  | sort
    - see salt | 
  
    |  | spanner
    - a fool, weak individual. Popular 90's term. | 
  
    |  | spondulics - money. | 
  
    |  | spliff - common term for a cannabis cigarette | 
  
    |  | stuffing - to perform sexual intercourse | 
  
    |  | stunner
    -   A very good looking bird. | 
  
    |  | suss - savvy/know how | 
  
    |  | sussed /
    sussed out - can mean found out | 
  
    |  | tadger,
    tadge - the penis. | 
  
    |  | tanked
    (up) - to get very drunk . | 
  
    |  | that
    old chestnut - see chestnut | 
  
    |  | tits-up - all gone wrong | 
  
    |  | tooled-up - to arm oneself, | 
  
    |  | tooled
    - a euphemism for drunk. | 
  
    |  | top ! - brilliant, excellent | 
  
    |  | trog
    - common word for an ugly girl. | 
  
    |  | trouser
    action - a euphemism for sexual activity. | 
  
    |  | up for it -  to have a good time. | 
  
    |  | Uncle Tom
    Cobley and all - everyone | 
  
    |  | wank
    stain - general term of abuse. | 
  
    |  | wazz - to urinate | 
  
    |  | wedge - money | 
  
    |  | weed -  cannabis leaf | 
  
    |  | well ard/hard - someone or something that is very tough | 
  
    |  | well
    I go to the foot of my stairs ! - an archaic exclamation of surprise. | 
  
    |  | wicked - excellent, cool. | 
  
    |  | wind up - to tease, to perform a prank. | 
  
    |  | wind-up
    merchant - someone who specializes in teasing. | 
  
    |  | winner
    - something that is a potential success. | 
  
    |  | wonga - money. |